MY LYRICS FROM A SONG GUY AND I WROTE BACK IN 2004:

I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
(ET2BRUTE/SEGROVES)

I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
HAD A WIFE WITH BLUE HAIR
I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
THEN I COULD PRETEND TO CARE
ABOUT THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY
AND THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD
EVERY CHILD I LEFT BEHIND
EVERY BOY AND EVERY GIRL

I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
TURNING GREEN INTO BROWN
I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
TURNING ENVIRONMENTS UPSIDE DOWN
I’D RUIN THE WATER IN THE RIVERS
AND THE QUALITY OF THE AIR
THEN I’D SAY I PASSED A BILL
TO PRETEND I REALLY CARE

I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
TURNING BROWN BACK INTO GREEN
I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
SO MUCH MONEY I’D BE OBSCENE
CHANGING GLOBAL WARMING
INTO “CLIMATE CONTROL”
ALLOWING MORE CRAP IN THE AIR
AND OIL MEN TO BUY MY SOUL

I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
TURNING BLACK INK INTO RED
I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
WOULDN’T MATTER ONE THING I SAID
I’D HAVE ALL OF MY BACKERS
INTERPRET WHAT I MEANT
I’D HAVE THEM PUT A SPIN ON MY WORDS
AND HOW THE MONEY WAS SPENT

I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
REDUCE EVERYTHING TO BLACK AND WHITE
I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
WOULDN’T CARE WHAT WAS WRONG OR RIGHT
IF ANYONE DISAGREED WITH ME
I’D TELL THEM THEY WERE IDIOTIC
IF THAT DIDN’T SEEM TO DO THE TRICK
THEY MUST BE UNPATRIOTIC

I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
BUT NEVER GET OLD AND GRAY
I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
YOUNG AND HEALTHY IS HOW I’D STAY
WE’D KILL SOCIAL SECURITY
AND RUIN MEDICARE
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
LIFE JUST ISN’T FAIR

I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
A REPUBLICAN WITH BLUE EYES
I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
WHERE EVERYONE BELIEVES BIG LIES
BIG LIES TO FOOL THE POOR
BIG LIES REWARD THE RICH
IF I WAS A REPUBLICAN
I’D BE A SON OF A BITCH

I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
WHERE EVERYONE IS RICH AND WHITE
I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
THEN I COULD SEE THE LIGHT
THE LIGHT THAT KEEPS ME SAFE AT HOME
WITH OUR BLOOD-FOR-OIL WARS
I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
‘CAUSE THINKING CAN BE SUCH A CHORE

I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
DON’T WANT TO DO NO THINKING NO MORE
I WISH I WAS A REPUBLICAN
‘CAUSE THINKING CAN BE SUCH A CHORE (CHORUS)

@2004 ET2BRUTE, INC
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. PRINTED IN THE USA.